Mike and Jana Black Family: June 2010

BLACK FAMILY QUOTES:

Kid in primary class- I'm half mexican, half white. Logan- I'm half orem, half provo.
Mike to ALL the kids- who colored on the sink and carpet with crayon? ALL the kids (including Camille)- Not me! Mike- camille what color did you color on the sink with? Camille- Blue!
Abby: you know what's worse than stitches...a heart attack. Logan: A hard attack is when you fight 2 people at once.
Abby: Mom I want to watch hocapontus. Jana: You mean Pocahontus
Logan: Look Mom there's a flat toe. Jana: A flat toe where? Logan: Up there see it's flat. Jana: Oh, you mean a plateau.
Madelyn: Mom, what year were you born? Jana: 1980. Madelyn: Did they have electricity?
Logan: Daddy has a hooker. Jana: What? Logan: Daddy has a hooker. Jana: Oh, you mean a hitch on his truck. Logan: No mom, it's called a hooker. Jana: No Logan, it's called a hitch.
Logan: are we going to the hospital. Jana: No. Madelyn: we only go to the hospital if we're really sick. Logan: or if we get run over by a tractor.